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Many passed B2 just by memorizing. Should I do the same?
Sure — if you only want to mumble “yes, yes, yes” in Germany. Real speaking needs more than parrot mode.
German is hard. I can’t anymore!
Don’t cry or we’ll lock you in here. From now on you officially belong — with us you move toward improvement. Weak teacher? Too much vocab spam? Zero strategy? Welcome to the club. German is hard, but not impossible.
I’m a hero in forums — but in real life I’m lost. Why?
Honestly? All wrong. Forum likes trick your brain. Real learning isn’t Netflix — it takes time, energy, willpower. Start with the first step in the right direction.
I need a teacher in front of me. Online doesn’t work. Am I weird?
Here, crying is allowed. You’re not weird — just old-school. A 3D teacher doesn’t give you a 3D brain. What matters: store info, apply it, repeat. Exercises give you the proof.
I keep starting and stopping. Too many tips, too many sources.
Welcome to cry-mode. Organization = 50% of success. Make life easier: open your eyes and follow one clear line.
Germany is all perfect, right?
Nope. Many cry there day and night. Sure, there are benefits — but without the language you’ll soon run out of tears.
My teacher keeps singing in class. I hate it.
Security! Get this crybaby out. Seriously though: humans are a mix of emotion + energy. If you’re not productive, karaoke won’t save you.
It’s too much. I just want to cry.
Go for it. Then breathe and move on. Crying = reset. And did you know? Some even use crying as a weapon. Crazy world.
I paid a lot for a contract — all fake. Money gone.
Cry quieter. In 2025 you can get contracts online for free. Old methods are dead — welcome to the internet.
My German is strong. I can count, name months, colors, days …
Stop fooling yourself. Language = words + grammar + writing + feel. If you never heard that, click these infos and stop whining.
I have no money. How can I learn?
The internet is full of resources. But if you ignore real chances and just repeat “poor”, you need two days of nonstop crying. Poverty isn’t the problem — priorities are.
Everyone says my German is perfect. How can I improve more?
Down to the basement. That’s where crybabies go when they’re “too perfect”. Seriously: output + feedback + correction. Otherwise: stagnation.
I did A1/A2 nine months ago. Now B1?
Slow down, crybaby. Repeat A2, maybe even A1. German disappears faster than your ex.
I’m B2, but I feel weak.
Your basics are shaky. Refusing won’t help — the problem will stay forever. Get out of cry-mode and back to the foundation.
Why so much crying here?
Don’t ask me — German started it.